Leroy, just doesn’t have any more sex drive! He’s rather watch sports then play around with me. I’ve bought expensive sexy lingerie. Even tried one of those lacy thong body suits. Nothing!! Is that all there is out of life? Help me, please.
No Satisfaction Molly
Dear No Satisfaction,
One thing you sure made the lingerie companies rich. The brain is the sexiest part of a human being. Showing all there is no Imagination or anticipation. Ask Leroy is he would take you to the next game. When you get there tell him “oh, I forgot my panties!” If he asks you if you want to go home and put them on say no. I’m ok. Then when you at the game, when you stand up slide you hand down your hip. Let me know what happens. I never wear bloomers. The reason they were made in the first place is we didn’t have wash machines. We’d wash our undergarments. So why make others rich. There is nothing like the feel of the breeze when you wear a dress.
People call me Grandma Green. I was born in the year 1900. Being a widow at a very young age with 3 children, I was the first woman libber. I sold Stanley Home Products and made $1000 a month in the 50's. I was the first women in our town to build a house. Remarried a farmer so I took part in running it. Was a faithful church goer who played the organ weekly. I have been through it all and will tell you what I think.